Tomorrow, March 3, is WORLD BOOK DAY -- and I use the occasion to pull off the shelf one of my favorites, The Mathematical Magpie; stories, essays, rhymes, anecdotes, epigrams -- diversions (rational or irrational) from the infinite domain of MATHEMATICS, published in 1962 (Simon & Schuster, NY) by Clifton Fadiman (1904-1999).
Here are two limericks offered by Fadiman -- and written by Manitoba professor A. H. Reginald Butler (1874-1944):
There was a young lady named Bright,
Who traveled much faster than light.
She started one day
In the relative way
And returned on the previous night.
To her friends said the Bright one in chatter,
"I have learned something new about matter:
As my speed was so great
Much increased was my weight,
Yet I failed to become any fatter."
This link leads to previous postings in this blog that feature Fadiman.